hohokev:

why is donkey kong not a donkey

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lolsomeone-actually:

Interviewer: Hook ups, romance this season?

He is such a cutie

darrynek:

i told my mom i loved her and she told me i was “so sweet”.  i hate getting friendzoned

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tumblr’s weird because sometimes it stops you from being lonely but sometimes it /makes/ you super lonely

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therealhamster:

laughs for 10 minutes

stops

catches breath

thinks about what made me laugh

laughs for 10 more minutes

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kawaiitit:

nunfollowed:

find the hidden message: sned me ndues

dudes semen

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gnarly-gnat:

*takes off bra* *crumbs fall out* hello friends

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